The Hidden Almanac

The Hidden Almanac

Interesting "Facts" every M-W-F

The Hidden Almanac for 2016-03-25

Today we remember the lost civilization known as the Heretical Chitinate. It is the Feast Day of magnolias, and in the garden, there is mulch. Be Safe, and Stay Out of Trouble.

The Hidden Almanac for 2016-05-23

Today we remember the plight of a small mouse. It is also the day a memorable song was penned. It is the Feast Day of St. Evelyn, and in the garden, there is thunder. Be Safe, and Stay Out of Trouble.

The Hidden Almanac for 2016-05-20

Today we remember an encounter in an alley, with potentially dire consequences. It is the Feast Day o St. Castell, and in the garden, there are smelly weeds. Be Safe, and Stay Out of Trouble.

The Hidden Almanac for 2016-03-18

Today Pr. Drom gives us insight into her new and improved attitude, and in the garden, there are fireflies. Be Safe, and Stay Out of Trouble.

The Hidden Almanac for 2016-05-16

Today we discuss Pr. Drom’s attempts at evil. With Pr. Drom. It is the Feast Day of Von Judlestien, and in the garden, there is knotweed. Be Safe, and Stay Out of Trouble.

The Hidden Almanac for 2016-05-13

Today is Friday the 13th. It is also the day the word-shrike was first described. It is the Feast Day of Omigon, and in the garden, there are no umbrellas. Be Safe, and Stay Out of Trouble.

The Hidden Almanac for 2016-05-11

Today we recall the removal of a statue. It is the Feast Day of the Beaded One, and in the garden, there are flowers. Be Safe, and Stay Out of Trouble!

The Hidden Almanac for 2016-05-09

Once more, Pastor Drom admits to more than she should, and in the garden, it is raining. Be Safe, and Stay Out of Trouble.

The Hidden Almanac for 2916-05-06

Today Pastor Drom enlightens us with details of her new plan to avoid sainthhood. It is the Feast Day of St. Ranulf, and in the garden, nothing much is going on. Be Safe, and Stay Out o Trouble.

The Hidden Almanac for 2016-05-04

Today we remember the curious case of a woman with an unwanted growth. It is the Feast Day of Unicorns, and in the garden, there are weeds. Be Safe, and Stay Out of Trouble.